Donald Trump's privates likened to Mario Kart's Toad

There's an on-going legal battle between pornstar Stormy Daniels and President Donald Trump, but while the two parties await trial in court, Daniels has gone ahead and published a book, describing her relations with then-presidential candidate Trump. She even goes into some detail about the POTUS's penis.

Beware, the following things cannot be unread.

The Guardian has received several excerpts from the book, and one of them describes the intimate parts of the relationship between the two, where Daniels compares Trump's penis to Toad from Mario Kart.

"He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool... I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart..."

Apparently, Daniels wasn't too satisfied with Trump's performance, but she ended that particular excerpt with the following:

"It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."