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SpacemanScore

Spaceman

Adam Sandler talks to a space spider for two hours in Netflix's quirky science-fiction flick...

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Five Nights at Freddy'sScore

Five Nights at Freddy's

Freddy Fazbear is back - this time on the big screen, and film editor André is unsure if this is even in the horror genre....

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One Piece (Netflix)Score

One Piece (Netflix)

There's an unexpected amount of wind in the sails of the Netflix adaptation of one of the world's most popular manga.

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Haunted MansionScore

Haunted Mansion

André has taken a gander at Disney's latest attempt to bring new cinematic life to the Haunted Mansion ride...

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BarbieScore

Barbie

There's more to Greta Gerwig's Barbie project than meets the eye. We've reviewed the Oppenheimer challenger.

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Nimona (Netflix)Score

Nimona (Netflix)

There's cyberpunk fantasy, dark conspiracies and shape-shifting teens in Netflix's new animated adventure series.

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ElementalScore

Elemental

A young girl undergoes an emotional trial by fire in Pixar's new summer film, and we're pleasantly surprised by it.

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Fast XScore

Fast X

Film editor André yawns at another soulless Vin Diesel adventure that should have hit the brakes a long time ago.

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Evil Dead RiseScore

Evil Dead Rise

We've waded through blood and guts to give a rating to New Line Cinema's latest Evil Dead remake.

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AirScore

Air

Ben Affleck returns to direct a highly entertaining biopic about shoe sales and André has given it a watch ...

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Cocaine BearScore

Cocaine Bear

Universal is going for a lavish B-movie about a cocaine-addled teddy bear and André has reviewed Elizabeth Banks' splatter comedy...

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You PeopleScore

You People

Netflix's new romcom offers plenty of awkward situations, but fewer laughs...

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Blade gets a new director

Blade gets a new director

A while ago we reported that Marvel Studios' upcoming Blade reboot had to slam on the brakes when its original director Bassam Tariq decided to drop out. Now, however,...

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