Assassin's Creed Odyssey launches later this week on PC, PS4, and Xbox One and we play the game almost from the very beginning, skipping the first ten minutes to avoid any major spoilers and starting out as Alexios (the male protagonist) gets started on his odyssey on the island of Kephallonia where he grew up exiled from Sparta. We take on the first few story missions and a couple of side missions, climb on Zeus' genitals, set up some romancing for later (with Odessa), and meet important characters like Markos, Phoibe, and Elpenor for the first time.